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marmosette:

oftortoises:

cosmic-angst replied to your post: true fact: it’s inconvenient to be a horny…

it’s inconvenient to be a horny teenager any night of the week. unless you have the means to do something about it or something.

well yes, the point is that I don’t have the means.

Dude. Seriously. You have hands. You have…other things. Vibrators are not the only fruit. You’re in fandom - USE YOUR IMAGINATION. 

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It took me YEARS to finally come to terms with the fact that IT’S OKAY FOR GIRLS TOO. Seriously.

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My favorite Pancake Quotes

americaninthedeerstalker:

Found the #ReplaceSherlockQuotesWithPancake tag on twitter today. These were may faves:

  • “The were the footprints of a gigantic pancake!”
  • “You’re not haunted by the pancake, Dr. Watson. You miss it.”
  • “One day we’ll all be standing around a pancake and Sherlock Holmes will be the one who put it there.”
  • “I’m not a psychopath, I’m a high-functioning pancake.”
  • “I would have you over this table right now, until you begged for pancakes twice.”
  • “James Moriarty isn’t a man at all. He’s a pancake.”
  • “I think Sherlock Holmes is a great man. And one day, if we’re very very lucky, he might even be a good pancake.”
  • “Well here we are at last. You and me, Sherlock. And our pancake. The final pancake.”
  • “I don’t have pancakes. I just have one.”
  • “Honey, you should see me in a pancake.”
  • “Pancake is the new sexy.” (that one was mine XP)

And my very very very favorite:

  • “Don’t make people into pancakes, John. Pancakes don’t exist, and if they did, I wouldn’t be one of them.”

“You’re not haunted by the pancake, Dr. Watson. You miss it.”

That one was mine XD

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Okay, that fic gave me feels that I most certainly DID NOT WANT.

Make them go away… *sulks off to play piano for a couple hours*

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rollingrabbit:

It’s just been a Pokémon kind of day.

I saw this on my dash and immediately thought POKELOCK. What have you people done to me? This is a completely non-Sherlockian artist I follow!

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toralinda:

This is a close-up image of the wax seal found on Moriarty’s clues to Sherlock in The Reichenbach Fall.

Can you tell what it is?

…It’s a Magpie, with a bit of stolen treasure in its beak.

And the song that Moriarty plays while he is breaking in to the Tower of London, the Bank of England, and Pentonville Prison?

The Thieving Magpie Overture, by Gioachino Rossini.

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From Wikipedia: The European Magpie is one of the most intelligent birds, and it is believed to be one of the most intelligent of all animals.[1]

Magpies also have a rather well-known tendency to steal shiny objects, and are rather aggressive towards other birds.

Sounds rather fitting, no?

Little touches like this are what makes this show brilliant.

Abso-fucking-lutely brilliant.

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wearsherlock:

A study in Moriarty

Probably the only clothing brand that every single Sherlock fan knows is that of Moriarty’s two piece suit. After John has bravely grabbed the arch-enemy in question to give Sherlock a chance to escape Moriarty announces that his suit is Westwood as he readjusts himself. The Westwood of which he speaks is of course that of Vivienne Westwood.

Vivienne Westwood

Vivienne Westwood is known for her sometimes extreme punk and new wave styling but her range also includes some classically smart and sharply tailored designs. Moriarty’s choice is just that - a two button classic. However, often even classic Vivienne Westwood suits feature a skull and crossbone lining.

Cuffs, lapels and buttons

Westwood’s trademark buttons are a dark amber colour with the brand logo engraved into each. The logo features an orb similar to the British crown jewels with a satellite strip circling around it which gives it a punky, modern feel. The jacket is single breasted (one column of buttons) and the bottom button is undone as the general rule with two button suits. When John grabs Moriarty the logo-embellished buttons of his jacket are easily visible.

These personalised buttons also feature on the cuffs of Westwood’s jackets. Two buttons on the sleeve (as compared to the more common four) is usually the case for city suits and Westwood’s classic range. Cuff buttons often serve no other purpose than pure decoration and aren’t functional. Westwood’s buttons are the same. Moriarty’s cuff buttons are visible when he lifts his hands to make his boastful ‘Westwood’ statement (see image).

Moriarty’s lapels are a simple ‘step’ design (called notch lapels in America). They’re quite thin and the mouth of the notch is an average, medium size. Step lapels are sometimes considered to be the smartest but come in a few different styles based on where the collar meets the lapel and what shape it is. Moriarty’s is very high on his lapel as is common for modern suit styles.

The single vented, slim fit jacket features three pockets: two flap pockets and one breast pocket. The British rolled-shoulder design lifts the fabric at his shoulders slightly, giving the effect that he is actually more built than he is. The worsted fabric is a bright navy and is 100% wool. As covered in A Study in Pocket Squares Moriarty wears a simple white square in a clean edge style. Westwood’s current season of the two button classic is available on her website for £600 / $921

Alexander McQueen

As previously posted, Moriarty wears an Alexander McQueen tie featuring a mix of polka dots and trademark McQueen skulls. The tie is 100% silk and he has tied it in a half-Windsor knot. At five centimeters wide his tie is considered a ‘skinny’ tie. Moriarty’s build means skinny ties suit his frame well. The tie complements the rest of his suit as it is a similar width to his lapels. Generally, the wider your lapels, the wider your tie. McQueen’s tie is available in many different colours but Moriarty has opted for a dark navy blue, a classic colour for business. Sarah Arthur (Sherlock’s Costume designer) said about the skull tie: “It just worked - because it had a sinister feel”. McQueen’s ties are currently priced at £90 / $138

Spencer Hart

Moriarty’s shirt is by Saville Row’s Spencer Hart. Hart’s shirts are known for their interesting weaves and fabrics. Moriarty’s shirt is weaved in a Piqué style which makes it stiffer than the other shirts seen in the show and makes an aesthetically pleasing contrast against his silk tie, causing it to stand out more. Spencer Hart is also known for it’s rounded collars which are quite period in their shape and have become a more uncommon collar style in the last decade. However, they will always be a classic in men’s fashion. Spencer Hart shirts are priced around the £150 / $230 mark.

We only see Moriarty twice in The Great Game. The first time we see him he is wearing an outfit to trick Sherlock to think he is a slightly awkward gay guy from the IT department - so not his usual choice of clothing. The second time is at a planned meeting with Sherlock, so i would assume he made an effort to dress appropriately (perhaps to impress?) for the ocassion. His suit ultimately says business; it’s a city suit that he’s personalised to make completely his own. But who knows how he dresses when he’s not intending to blow up consulting detectives and ex-Army doctors - perhaps we shall find out in series 2.

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4,683 words *punches the air*

Mormor fic is now longer than my Cabin Pressure fic (My Lucky Day) which was my previous word-count record holder at 4,436 words.

Chapter 3 is nearing completion (and is ending up a bit longer than intended). Wrote a bit in Chapter 5 this morning so I wouldn’t forget it, and I haven’t touched Chapter 4 yet. Soon as I get everything at least blocked out, I’ll nitpick and edit Chapter 1 so I can post it :3

*dances happy dance*

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pretty…

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doubleadrivel:

”Hah! You really think you can win little brother?

I THINK NOT

Always need a bit of sparring Holmes around here.

“I admit it, you are better than I am.”
“Then why are you smiling?”
“Because I know something you don’t know.”
“And what is that?”
“I… am not left-handed.”

;)

I love how John’s just sitting back in the corner on his laptop like, whatever, just don’t break anything, boys. He’s probably Skyping with Lestrade (which would be an ADORABLE experience - can you imagine John trying to explain how Skype works to Greg?) and just being like, Yeah, they’re at it again. No, nothing’s broken this time. Yeah, sorry you might be getting some domestic disturbance calls, don’t worry I got this. How’s the wife?

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